TIM MINCHIN SHAG WITH THE STEREO ON LYRICS

Let's shag with the stereo on
I don't care if it's Jon Bon Jovi
let's ride on the merry-go-round
I'll be the car, and you'll be the horsey
It doesn't really matter if it's rock 'n' roll
or some latino crooner
If there's music on I notice that the gear comes off sooner

Something in the way the music grooves
You're pulling all the fancy moves
You think you're some kind of Don Juan

Let's shag with the stereo on
Shag with the stereo on-
Let's shag with the stereo on
Shag with the stereo on-
Let's shag with the stereo on

This will be our favourite song

Let's shag with the stereo on
I don't care if it's Lionel Ritchie
let's ride on the merry-go-round
I'll be the car, and you'll be the horsey
Who cares if it's Elvis, or Metallica or some kind of Tchaikovsky
The stereo is all we need
to gaurantee some trousers offsky

Something in the way the music grooves
You're pulling all the fancy moves
You think you're some kind of Don Juan

Let's shag with the stereo on
Shag with the stereo on-
Let's shag with the stereo on
Shag with the stereo on-
Let's shag with the stereo on

This could be our favourite song

Let's shag with the stereo on
I don't care if it's Bryan Ferry
let's ride on the merry-go-round
I'll be the car, and you'll be the horsey
Let's shag until the dawn-
let's shag until the dawn
let's have a little fun
let's get it on
let's shag with the stereo
shag with the stereo on

[RAP]
If you're looking for some action
you know you gotta do it right
You better listen up and take my advice
If you wanna get jiggy with it
You gotta flick up the switches
Zoom the volume
and get some tunes in the room
because the stereo holds a little magic
like a mythological midget
gonna get you your gadget
You'll be pumpin' it up
You'll be jumpin' it up
jump jolly green giant and the midget will match it
like the story of how you were born-o
you know your mum was frigid
and your papa was guano?
but they had barry white, on the wireless at night
they got the bow-bricka-bow, like the bass of the p***o
from that moment on, they could do no wrong
No matter what the singer, no matter what the song
You know your mumma was a hummer, and your papa king kong
and they were shagging with the stereo on

Lets shag with the stereo on
I don't care if it's Pink or Britney
let's ride on the merry-go-round
I'll be the car, and you'll be the horsey
Let's shag until the dawn-
let's shag until the dawn
let's have a little fun
let's get it on
let's shag with the stereo
shag with the stereo on

Let's shag until the dawn-
let's shag until the dawn
let's have a little fun
let's get it on
let's shag with the stereo
shag with the stereo on