FRANK ZAPPA JONES CRUSHER (BS) LYRICS

Music performed by
FZ guitar, vocals
Terry Bozzio drums, vocals
Roy Estrada gas mask, vocals
Adrian Belew guitar, vocals
Ed Mann percussion
Patrick O'Hearn bass
Tommy Mars keyboards, vocals
Peter Wolf keyboards
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New York's Finest Crazy Persons including:
Warren Cuccurullo
Brian Rivera

The Palladium, NYC
October 29, 1977 (early show)

My baby's got
Jones-crushin' love
Jones-crushin' love
Jones-crushin' love
Well my baby's got
Jones-crushin' love
Jones-crushin' love
Jones-crushin' love
She don't merely fit like a glove
That little girl's got the jones . . .
That little girl's got the jones . . .

She's tryin' to
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Well, she's tryin' to
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
She don't never wanna leave it alone
She can push; she can shove
Till it's just a nub
She can push; she can shove
Till it's just a nub
Just a nub . . .
Just a nub . . .

Here she comes
With her red dress on
Steam shoots out
From the sprinklers on the lawn
Eyes be rolling
On the concrete fawn
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone

Jones crusher, jones crusher!
Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
She's a jones crusher, jones crusher
Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
She's a . . . mmmh . . . ouch!
Hey, look out for them the deadly jaws!
Aw, can you tell it, baby, OOOUUUCH!

Aw, jones, y'all . . .