Episode 48: Strawberries and cream

John: Oh Helen! Fancy bumping into you at Wimbledon!

Helen: And I was having such a nice time too.

John: Bet you're here on one of those cheap afternoon tickets, aren't you?

Helen: Yeah but for a fiver they're such a bargain.

John: I wouldn't know. I've been here all day - in the Centre Court posh seats - not much change from fifty quid. Well, I won't keep you. I need to get on with my horrendously expensive strawberries and cream before they get warm.

Helen: Oh, look out!

John: Arrghh! I'm covered in strawberries and cream!

Man: I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going.

Helen: Look on the bright side John. At least with all that red and white, you look ...