THE BONZO DOG BAND JOKE SHOP MAN LYRICS

The joke shop man has lots of gags, like plastic ears, exploding fags.
A million laughs to give your friends a treat. (hoho, hehe, haha)
The joke shop man has lots of gags, he wraps them up in paper bags.
Like sneezing powder, snakes, and rubber feet.
Joke shop man, help me if you can.
It's all so very hard to understand.
Joke shop man, make me Desperate Dan....