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YOKOHINA 080508 RECO LYRICS

080508 recomen notes - recomen otoko juku

- this is a new segment that started in april, where they get male listeners who want to join the recomen cram school for guys
- usually what would happen is that they'd call a listener, the listener would talk about how he's worthy to become a member, and yoko decides whether or not they'll accept him
- but in this round's otoko juku... XD?

h: moshi moshi
x: ...
h: moshi moshi?
x: moshi moshi
h: konbanonetwo
x: konbanwa desu
h: konbanonetwo
x: ah konbanone#$%&
y: ...i've heard this voice before
h: ah you've heard it before yokoyama-san? um can i ask your name?
x: i'm satoshi
h: satoshi-kun
x: hai
h: satoshi-kun how old are you?
x: i'm 18
h: 18 years old
x: hai
h: what do you do usually?
x: usually?
h: mm your job-
x: i'm a student and i work part-time too
h: ah you work part-time?
x: hai
h: and so you listen to recomen for us?
x: sometimes i listen
y: this, satoshi-kun, is he really a usual kid?
h: he's a normal kid *laughs*
y: i thought it was a dokkiri, i thought it was ito
h: *laughs* it's not ito, so you like kanjani∞?
x: hai, that's... right, i admire them
h: oh ah
y: but he's like ito, the way he talks
h: ah, how he sounds laid back right? and so for kanjani∞, who do you like?
x: ah yokoyama-kun i guess
h: ah yoko
x: hai
y: honestly, you don't really think so do you
x: eh, no, you're quite cool
yh: *laugh*
h: what parts of yoko do you like?
x: yeah um, like, his atmosphere i guess
yh: *laugh*
y: that's so vague~
h: his atmosphere, his atmosphere *laughs* don't you have anything that you can say "this!?"
x: well it's his atmosphere... hai
y: there's nothing quite clear about it, it's my atmosphere
h: his atmosphere's good then
x: that's right, hai
y: that makes me happy...
h: since when have you known us?
x: yeah... it's already... if you count up it's already about half a year
y: that's not "if you count up," you're pretty clear on that! shallow shallow, that's still so shallow!
y: if you said "if you count up it's already 5 years," then i could have said oh! but half a year!
h: half a year, but he finds something attracting about yoko
x: that's right
h: you're not very nervous are you?
x: i'm not nervous
h: is this the first time you're on radio?
x: yes it's my first time
h: ah your first time, you sound very confident
x: eh, do i?
h: so is satoshi your real name?
x: it's my real name
y: this isn't a jr. is it?
h: this isn't a jr.
x: i'm not
y: it feels like i'm being deceived, even at this stage
h: even at this stage? does something bother you? you can ask him then, if you're wondering about something. <-- mommy!hiina
y: you're a jr.?
x: i'm not
h: he's not, he's not a jr.
y: this is bad already, recomen's made me incapable of believing in people...
h: but i think you've heard this voice a lot yoko
y: .........
h: you can't tell?
y: ...you're mitsuru?
x: eh?
y: no right?
x: eh?
y: mitsuru?
x: eh?
y: who is it?!
h: you can answer him honestly now
m: it's mitsuru
h: *cracks up clapping*
y: see? something... i knew something was wrong...
h: mitsuru! mitsuru that was nice!
m: hai, niichan happy birthday XD
h: *laughs* so a special guest, it's mitsuru-kun!
y: see!? but it's so weird, i heard "satoshi" and that totally threw me off!
m: *giggles*
y: i thought i'd heard that voice somewhere!
h: right? so we were all laughing at your reactions
y: what're you doing!?
m: what am i doing? so like, to celebrate your birthday...
h: *laughs*
y: how did you know mitsuru's phone number?
h: that would be the jimusho's network.
y: you kept the redialed number!? this is the worst show around, that's what you did?
h: that's right
y: what're you doing!? you didn't give me a birthday present! tsutomu gave me one but you didn't!
m: no so, that's a dokkiri too
h: *laughs*
y: a dokkiri pretending that you're not giving me one?
m: no no, i'm planning a proper one
h: you're planning one right?
y: you're giving me something?
m: it won't be fun if i told you
y: you've said it [that it's a dokkiri] already!
m: no well, but you don't know yet...
h: *laughs*
y: you're too slow, too slow ...but i really didn't recognize you
h: you didn't, but you were suspicious
y: at first his voice... i thought it might be ito...
y: ...i knew i knew the voice, but i'm the worst, i don't even know my little brother's voice!
m: *giggles*
y: amazing... so the other day we went on a trip
h: that's right... you're niichan's 27 now mitsuru
m: omedeto
y: ...thanks
h: *laughs*
y: so after that, did you give it to mum for me?
m: mm, i did
y: what did mum say? about the concert
m: eh? she said she got tired
h: *laughs*
y: shall i beat her up!? seriously, tired? well well, mum was just being shy
h: well yeah
y: what're you doing right now then?
m: now? spacing out in my room
h: but you were waiting for the call right?
m: right
h: right? thank you~
y: you have school tomorrow?
m: school?
y: mm
h: you have school?
m: i do
y: you're not being funny you know
m: eh? what?
y: you're not funny!
m: i think it's because you hit me in the face when we went on that trip
h: *cracks up* you did that!?
y: when we were in the pool, on the spur of the moment
h: mm
y: he should've just been normal, but he totally elbowed me!
h: mm
y: and i bled! really!
h: mm
y: and that was on the first day you know?
h: mm
y: i was totally bleeding and pissed, so i totally punched him in the face!
h: *cracks up*
y: i got back at him!
h: such a moron~
y: i was really bleeding, so the foreigners around me were like, japanese people are like that!?
h: they were surprised?
y: they looked surprised seeing us
h: well well, that was a good surprise, mitsuru thanks~
m: ah hai
h: then see you, come to a concert again, with your mom!
m: hai, i'll go!
y: hey there were your uchiwas this time at the concert!
m: eh? no way!
h: they said "mitsuru~"
m: eh, no way!
h: seriously~
m: amazing~
h: amazing~?
y: what're you being happy for?
m: not happy, i'm just bikurappon!
T/N: bikkuri = to be surprised
h: *laughs*
y: what's that bikkurapon supposed to mean!?
h: oi mitsuru, that wasn't too funny~
y: totally, hey, so what is that? that bikkurapon!!
m: like if you go to kura-zushi, after you put in the 5th plate
y: what're you saying!?
h: where you put in the plates right?
T/N: kura-zushi is a chain restaurant of conveyer belt sushi, i think there's this thing with a monitor stuck on the side of each table, and you slide in your finished plates into a dispenser thing under it, and it automatically counts the plates and adds up the price, and you can play games and stuff on the monitor and everything, so i'm guessing it has something to do with that??
m: it says bikkurapon
y: shut up already!
m: ah~ okay
h: ah~ okay? well see you mitsuru~!
m: ha~i!
h: see you~!
y: i'll call you back again
h: bye bye~
m: ha~i
h: and so that was a petit-dokkiri!
y: i knew something was wrong
h: you did get suspicious
y: i knew there was something strange in the air
h: you didn't say anything at all
y: mm
h: you were searching, right, it was a mitsuru dokkiri
y: ah, amazing, but really, he's on so often these days
h: he is
y: he's popular
h: he accepted very easily for us, mitsuru
y: amazing...