MC ERIC B NERDCORE SUPERSTAR LYRICS

Intro

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Attention all nerdcore fans...

There's a new MC in town

My name is Eric B

Get ready for all the hits that I throw down

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I started rapping real young

straight outta da' womb

the nurse even passed me a mic

in the delivery room

In kindergarten I hung

with a bad ass crew

getting in playground fights

playing pranks with Elmer's Glue

My high school years

were more of the same

the classes were boring

the teachers lame

But instead of a thug

I was labeled a geek

I was in love with my computer

people thought I was a freak

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I'm a nercdore superstar

my raps are totally bizarre

you'll be left with an emotional scar

they'll never play me on NPR

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My rhymes flow faster

than bits on a bus

don't have to resort to diss tracks

like Monzy and MC Plus+

I ain't no sellout

with a Myspace page

but it's standing room only

when I take the stage

I got no bling, I got no hoes

I live and die, by the little 1 and 0's

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I'm a nercdore superstar

download me to your TiVo DVR

better than Mike Tyson, verbally with you I'll spar

savor me like a fancy Cuban cigar

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I'm well raised and educated

my web pages are highly Alexa rated

Got mad coding that's impervious to hackers

being courted by VC's and financial backers

More blogs link to me than Howard Stern or Steven Jobs

get quoted on everything from Web 2.0 to flash mobs

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I'm a nercdore superstar

when it comes to e-commerce, they call me the czar

I don't know how to pickup girls at a bar

but at least I got wireless broadband in my car

I'm a nercdore superstar

reviewers say that my songs are above par

I'm a nercdore superstar

I rock all of cyberspace, near and far

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