THE PIST THE CUNTOMER LYRICS

 
We're getting treated like shit, and I don't think that we deserve this
This goes out to everyone who works in public service
We battle the masses on the front lines everyday
Good morning may I help you? Now fucking go away!


You rude bastard don't patronize me
You'll get some respect when you show some to me
You rude bastard don't you talk down to me
You condescending asshole, learn some common courtesy


Customers are total shit, they prove this regularly
They think that they know more about my lousy job than me
They think they can do better and do it twice as fast
Here's your change sir, now you can shove it up your ass


You rude bastard don't patronize me
You'll get some respect when you show some to me
You rude bastard don't you talk down to me
You condescending asshole, learn some common courtesy


The customer's always right and Santa Claus is real
Jesus died for our sins, so you'd better fucking kneel
The customer's always right and the tooth fairy's no lie
If you believe all of that I've got some bridges you can buy


Never once say please, and never once say thank you
You're an inconsiderate moron with no manners, so fuck you
It's obvious your parents didn't raise you very well
Have a nice day ma'am, now you can burn in hell

You rude bastard don't patronize me
You'll get some respect when you show some to me
You rude bastard don't you talk down to me
You condescending asshole, learn some common courtesy