DELATRINES JAMEBAY LYRICS
here's a likkle story, a likkle jackanory, dis about shipley and a broken PC
he bought it from RAM, from a paki man, the guy saw him coming, i'm sure you'll agree
the box was very large, there was an extra chage, just for installing a likkle software
the paki he say this :" feast your eyes on this, ebay made me a millionaire!"
selling and buying and bidding and crying and staying up all night and the time flies away
eating and drinking and watching and thinking about all the money that you can make on ebay
computer in his hands, shipley made some plans, to make some easy money on the internet
he went to car-boot sale, at burley-in-wharfedale, bought himself a box of russian roulette
he set up an account, for a small amount, he advertised the crap for a tenner reserve
bids came a flying, punters they were buying, but could he keep it up without losing his nerve?
at a crucial moment, there challenged an opponent, somebody moaned about losing the goods
he had a policy, no refund from me, the item that you paid for has got lost in the post
ebay got in touch, they did'nt ask for much, they closed his account for a breach of the rules
they mashed up his plan, of becoming a rich man, so now shipley selling de family jewels
de moral here be simple, that if you try and swindle, you gonna have to pay in a round-about way
there's always people scamming, so you should get to jammin, along with the groove of jamaica ebay
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