FRANK ZAPPA CATHOLIC GIRLS (TOWER THEATER 1988) LYRICS
Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA
February 12, 1988
and
Auditorium Theater, Chicago
March 3, 1988
FZ--lead guitar, computer-synth, vocal
Ike Willis--rhythm guitar, vocal
Mike Keneally--rhythm guitar, synth, vocal
Bobby Martin--keyboards, vocal
Ed Mann--vibes, marimba, electronic percussion
Walt Fowler--trumpet, flugelhorn, synth
Bruce Fowler--trombone
Paul Carman--alto sax, soprano sax, baritone sax
Albert Wing--tenor sax
Kurt McGettrick--baritone sax, bass sax, contrabass clarinet
Scott Thunes--electric bass, Minimoog
Chad Wackerman--drums, electronic percussion
(Well)
Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
All the way
(That's right, all the way!)
That's the way they go
Every day
(That's right!)
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow . . .
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
Warren Cuccurullo . . .
Catholic Boys!
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
Catholic Boys!
Vinnie Colaiuta . . .
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?
Everybody!
Everybody dance!
Catholic Girls!
Carmenita Scarfone!
Catholic Girls!
Hey! She gave me VD!
Catholic Girls!
Toni Carbone!
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!
VD Vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
And she's on her knees
She was on her knees
My little Catholic Girl
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well now)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well now)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
They would meet each other at the Social Club.
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts
But one night, Mary wasn't there
She was backstage at the Tower Theater
Sucking COCK
So she can get a ticket to meet Ike Willis for free . . .
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