19 DIVA'S LAMENT LYRICS

LADY OF THE LAKE
Whatever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start.
Now, we're half way through Act Two,
and I've had nothing yet to do.

I've been off stage for far too long,
It's ages since I had a song.
This is one unhappy diva.
The producers have deceived her.
There's nothing I can sing from my heart.
Whatever happened to my part?

I am sick of my career
always stuck in second gear,
up to here with frustration and fears.
I've got no Grammy, no rewards.
I've no Tony Awards.
I'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears.

LADY OF THE LAKE and GIRLS
Britney Spears!

LADY OF THE LAKE
Whatever happened to my show?
I was a hit. Now, I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of British knights,
prancing 'round in wooly tights!

I might as well go to the pub.
They've been out searching for a shrub.
Out shopping for a bush!
Well, they can kiss my tush!
It seems to me they've really lost the plot.

Whatever happened to my--
I'll call my agent, dammit--
whatever happened to my... not yours... not yours...
but my part?