BEATLES MEAN MR. MUSTARD [TAKE] LYRICS

 
MEAN MISTER MUSTARD SLEEPS IN THE PARK,
SHAVES IN THE DARK TRY'N TO SAVE PAPER.
SLEEPS IN A HOLE IN THE ROAD,
SAVING UP TO BUY SOME CLOTHES,
KEEPS A TEN BOB NOTE UP HIS NOSE,
HE'S SUCH A MEAN OLD MAN,
MEAN OLD MAN.

HIS SISTER SHIRLEY WORKS IN A SHOP,
SHE NEVER STOPS, SHE'S A GO GETTER.
TAKES HIM OUT TO LOOK AT THE QUEEN,
IT'S THE ONLY PLACE THAT HE'S EVER BEEN
ALWAYS SHOUTS OUT SOMETHING OBSCENE,
HE'S SUCH A DIRTY OLD MAN,
SUCH A DIRTY OLD MAN.

YEAH, MEAN MISTER MUSTARD,
SUCH A DIRTY, DIRTY, MEAN MISTER MUSTARD,
SUCH A DIRTY, DIRTY, MEAN MISTER MUSTARD,
HE'S SUCH A DIRTY, DIRTY MAN....

MEAN MISTER MUSTARD SLEEPS IN THE PARK,
SHAVES IN THE DARK TRY'N TO SAVE PAPER.
(SLEEPS) SLEEPS IN A HOLE IN THE ROAD,
HE'S SAVING UP TO BUY SOME CLOTHES,
KEEPS A TEN BOB NOTE UP HIS NOSE,
HE'S SUCH A MEAN OLD MAN,
SUCH A MEAN OLD MAN.