WILLY RUSSELL BLOOD BROTHERS/MARILYN MONROE LYRICS
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
ONCE I HAD A HUSBAND
YOU KNOW THE SORT OF CHAP,
I MET HIM AT A DANCE
AND HOW HE CAME ON WITH THE CHAT
(TEDDY BOY)
Y' DANCIN'. I THINK YOU'RE A BLEEDIN' CRACKER.
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
HE SAID MY EYES WERE DEEP BLUE POOLS
MY SKIN AS SOFT AS SNOW
(TEDDY BOY)
LOVELY.
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
HE TOLD ME I WAS SEXIER THAN MARILYN MONROE
AND WE WENT DANCING
WE WENT DANCING.
THEN, OF COURSE, I FOUND
THAT I WAS SIX WEEKS OVERDUE.
(TEDDY BOY)
Y' WHAT !??
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
WE GOT MARRIED AT THE REGISTRY
AN' THEN WE HAD A "DO".
(GUESTS)
BRING ON THE BEVVIES.
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
WE ALL HAD CURLY SALMON SANDWICHES
AN' HOW THE ALE DID FLOW.
(GUESTS)
CHEERS.
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
THEY SAID THE BRIDE WAS LOVELIER THAN MARILYN MONROE
(GUESTS)
AND WE WENT DANCING,
YES, WE WENT DANCING.
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
THEN THE BABY CAME ALONG
WE CALLED HIM
(TEDDY BOY)
DARREN WAYNE.
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
THEN THREE MONTHS ON I FOUND THAT I WAS IN THE CLUB AGAIN.
(TEDDY BOY)
I MARRIED A BLEEDIN' RABBIT.
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
AN' THOUGH I STILL FANCIED DANCING
MY HUSBAND WOULDN'T GO.
(TEDDY BOY)
GET LOST WILL Y'.
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
WITH A WIFE HE SAID WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF MARILYN MONROE
NO MORE DANCING
NO MORE DANCING.
BY THE TIME I WAS TWENTY-FIVE
I LOOKED LIKE FORTY-TWO.
WITH SEVEN HUNGRY MOUTHS TO FEED
AND ONE MORE NEARLY DUE
ME HUSBAND, HE WALKED OUT ON ME
A MONTH OR TWO AGO
(TEDDY BOY)
TA-RA.
(MRS JOHNSTONE)
FOR A GIRL THEY SAY WHO LOOKS A BIT LIKE MARILYN MONROE
AND THEY GO DANCING
THEY GO DANCING
YES, THEY GO DANCING
THEY GO DANCING.
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