IAN DURY CLEVOR TREVER LYRICS

 
Just cos I ain't never had no nothing worth having
never ever never...ever
You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall
into thinking that I ain't too...clever
And it ain't not having one thing nor not another
either neither is it anything...whatever
And it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing
and I answer to the name of Trevor...however

Just cos I ain't never said no, nothing worth saying
never ever never never...ever
Things have got read into what I never said 'till me mouth becomes me head which ain't not all that...clever
And it's not not saying one thing nor another neither, either is it anything I haven't said...whatever
And it ain't not proving that me mind ain't moving
and I answer to the name of Trevor...however

Knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
Highbrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got
Nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot
Out of Trevor

Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had
such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add to a load of old tutt
and I ain't half not half glad cos there's nowhere to put it
even if I had I'm a bit of a Jack the Lad

Knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
Highbrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got
Nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot
Out of Trevor

Also, it takes much longer to get up north...the slow way