JKR OF FREDTHEMONKEY.COM B CAUSE OF U LYRICS
I say lets play, a game or two of Mario Kart 64.
How 'bout Melee, or Motorstorm or Gears or even Cubivore.
But you say no.
There's only one thing we're gonna do.
I scream out tears in my eyes. Why's it always come to Halo 2?
Because of you, I never stray from too far from the oversheild.
Because of you, I always play on your same team so I don't get hurt.
Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me but gamers all around me in Halo 2. I am afraid.
You take the sword and stab me in the back while I reload.
And you look bored when you shoot those barrels and then I explode.
And I call dibs, on the shotgun but you take it anyway.
How can we capture the flag, when I can't trust anything that you say?
Because of you, I never stray too far from the overshield.
Because of you, I always play on your same team so I don't get hurt.
Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me but gamers all around me in Halo 2. I am afraid.
I was a noob and unlike you didn't have my life full.
I watched you die and then respawn with the sniper rifle.
You never thought of anyone else, you just saw your kills.
And now I cry in the middle of the night and I'm poppin' pills.
Because of you, I never stray too far from the overshield.
Because of you, I always play on your same team so I don't get hurt.
Because of you, I've got an awful close-up view of your groin.
Because of you, I don't know how to let anyone else join.
Because of you, I'm ashamed of my score 'cause I got no points.
In Halo 2, I am afraid.
Because of you.....
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In Halo 2...
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JKR: I can only imagine what it's gonna be like when Halo 3 comes out next week. *sniff*
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