KRISTEN BELL / CHRISTIAN CAMPBELL / ANA GASTEYER / STEVEN WEBER / JOHN KASSIR / AMY SPANGER / ALAN CUMMING / ROBERT TORTI / CHRISTINE LAKIN / CAST MARY JANE/MARY LANE LYRICS
JIMMY
Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane, you crumpled me like cellophane
You stirred me up like beef chow mein
You wreck me, Mary Jane
Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane, you've conquered me like Charlemagne
Pleasure intertwined with pain
You wreck me, Mary Jane
Your toxic kisses make my heart race faster than a cheetah
I've been stapled and spindled, my willpower's dwindled
You melt resistance down like hot Velveeta!
Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane, you flush my future down the drain
You smeared me like a ketchup stain
But I need you, I love you, I'm loved by Mary... Lane
ALL
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane
JIMMY
Lane... I'm loved by Mary Lane!
"There's only room for one Mary in my life... Mary Lane! With an L -- for love! I love Mary Lane!"
ALL
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane
MARY
"Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost nine p.m.!"
JIMMY
Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane, two words that fall like gentle rain
MARY
"Did you take my car?"
JIMMY
Touch my hand and kill my pain
I love you, Mary Lane
MARY
"Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown!"
JIMMY
You flood my world with all the colors of the Sunday funnies
Innocent splendor, kisses so tender
Softer than a pillow stuffed with bunnies!
MARY
"Bunnies? I don't know what you're talking about, but I like the sound of it!"
Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane, will help you sing a new refrain
JIMMY
With you beside we'll start again
Just me and Mary
MARY
You and Mary
JIMMY and MARY
Me (You) and Mary Lane!
When life becomes a roller coaster and I can't keep my footing
MARY
I'll love you completely
JIMMY
And steady me sweetly
As sweet as Shirley Temple dipped in pudding!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
MARY
Sweet as Shirley Temple pudding!
Mary Lane
JIMMY
Oh, Mary Lane!
JIMMY and MARY
Our hearts pound like a diesel train
The world may crumble, we'll remain
JIMMY
Just me and Mary
MARY
You and Mary
JIMMY
I'm loved by Mary!
MARY
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane!
MAE and JACK
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
CLAMS
Loved by Mary Lane!
MISS POPPY
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
COP and DEAD OLD MAN
Loved by Mary Lane!
SATAN
Loved by Mary
JOAN OF ARC
Ma du Mary
JESUS CHRIST
Not Mary Magdalene but Lane!
RALPH and SALLY
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
CHINESE MAN
Mary Lane do moi
LECTURER and PARENTS
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane!
JIMMY and MARY
Loved by Mary (Yes, she loves you!),
Loved by Mary (Yeah, I love you!),
Loved by Mary Lane (You gottogottogottogotto love me!)!
Loved by Mary (Whoo!),
Loved by Mary,
Loved by Mary Lane (I love you Jimmy, yeah!)!
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary La-a-aaane!
We'll sing to the rafters of happily afters!
JIMMY
I love you
MARY
You're loved by
JIMMY and MARY
Mary Lane!
KRISTEN BELL / CHRISTIAN CAMPBELL / ANA GASTEYER / STEVEN WEBER / JOHN KASSIR / AMY SPANGER / ALAN CUMMING / ROBERT TORTI / CHRISTINE LAKIN / CAST MARY JANE/MARY LANE lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are provided for educational purposes and personal use only.