MACC LADS SWEATY BETTY LYRICS
Well she wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm,
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm,
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
Just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples,
She had a massive arse, sweaty breasts,
Thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.
I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
So I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger,
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
Sweaty Betty, she's so obscene,
Sweaty Betty, three tons of margarine,
Sweaty Betty, she's like a lump of lard,
Sweaty Betty, she makes my willy hard,
©1983 The Macc Lads
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