DAZZLE VELLY VELLY TASTEE TOO LYRICS

 
Song 7: Velly Velly Tastee Too

Tables are wheeled in

Suey: Sam Pan
Special fried rice
Special fried rice
Special fried rice, egg foo.
We sell at vellee cheap price
specially fried for you.

Tablecloths are placed

Chinese Waiters: All our food
Vellee vellee good
Vellee vellee tasty too!
Chicken chow mein
Puts hairs on chest
Vellee good for dandruff too!
Vellee vellee tasty
Vellee vellee tasty
Velle vellee tasty
Fried rice

Candles are placed on the tables

Suey: After tea
Try lychee
Fresh from Shanghai shopee
No ole lubbish like you get
At Tesco or Co-opee

The candles are lit

Chinese Waiters: All our food
Vellee vellee good
Vellee vellee tasty too!
Egg fried rice
In Chinese wall
Vellee good as concrete too
Vellee vellee tasty
Vellee vellee tasty
Vellee vellee tasty
Fried rice

Plates are placed

Suey: Crispy noodle
Chinese pork
Bamboo shoot in batter
Not mushroom
For curry sauce
Or chu chin chow
Prawn cracker

Chairs are placed

Chinese Waiters: All our food
Vellee vellee good
Vellee vellee tasty too!
Egg fried rice
In Chinese wall
Vellee good as concrete too
Vellee vellee tasty
Vellee vellee tasty
Vellee vellee tasty
Fried rice


Suey:Yesterday
Vellee big man
Call out "Waitee, Waitee"
He say "This soup plate vellee vellee damp"
I say, "That is the soupee"
Chinese Waiters: All our food
Vellee vellee good
Vellee vellee tasty too
Yangtze yum-yums
Vellee yellee tough
But velly good for sole of shoe
Velly good for sole of
Velly good for sole of
Vellee good for sole of shoe
Kung fu