ACHMED JINGLE BOMBS ! LYRICS

 
Ooooh dashing through the sand
With a bomb stuck to my bag
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Irak
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US military

It's not funny

Oooh Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I had left
is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep fallin' off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenience store night clerk

Oooh jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I kiiiill youuuu