FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR LYRICS

 
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)

Going to the party
Sippin' on Barcadi
I wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the Army
The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the fellas, make it understood,
It aint no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know, before you go,
The dance floor bro/ho ratio
Five-to-one is a rodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a Conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Easy to fix)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Spread out the dicks)

Too many dudes with too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men,
Too many boys,
Too many Misters,
Not enough Sisters.
Too much time on too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many shlongs
Now sing this song