THE FCC SONG THE FAMILY GUY LYRICS
(Peter): Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC...
(Peter): They will clean up all your talking
In a manner such as this,
(Brian): They will make you take a tinkle
When you wanna take a piss.
(Stewie): And they'll make you call Felatio
A trouser friendly kiss,
(All): Is the planned situation,
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
(Brian): They're as stuffy as the stuffiest
Of special interest groups,
(Peter):Make a joke about your bowels
And they order in the troops.
(Stewie):Any baby with a brain
Could tell them everybody poops,
(All): Take a tip, take a lesson,
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
(Peter): And if you find yourself with
Some young sexy thing,
You're gonna have to do her
With your ding-a-ling!
'Cause you can't say penis!
(Peter): So they sent this little warning
Then prepared to do their worst,
(Brian): And they stuck it in your mailbox
Hoping you could be coerst.
(Stewie): I can think of quite another place
They should have stuck it first,
(All): They may just be neurotic,
Or classibly psychotic,
They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!!
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