02 ROYALE WITH CHEESE LYRICS

 
Jules: Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars

Vincent: Okay, watcha wanna know?

Jules: Hash is legal now right?

Vincent: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't 100% legal. I mean, you can't just walk into a...restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffing away. I mean, they want you to smoke it in your home or certain designated places.

Jules: And those are hash bars

Vincent: Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and if you're the proprietor of a hash bars, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but but, that doesn't matter, because...get a load of this, alright, if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's the right the cops in Amsterdam DON'T have

Jules: Oh man, I'm going, that's all it is to it, I'm fuckin going

Vincent: I know baby, you dig it the most.....but you know the funniest thing about Europe is?

Jules: What?

Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same sh*t over there that they got here, but it's just, it's just their's a little different

Jules: Example

Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam, and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. And you know what they call uh...a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Vincent: nah man they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the f*ck a quarter pounder is

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it, uh, Royale with Cheese

Jules: Royale with Cheese?

Vincent: That's right

Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac is a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac

Jules: Le Big Mac, (laughs) what do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.....You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

Jules: What?

Vincent: Mayonnaise

Jules: Damn, laughter

Vincent: I seen them do it man, they fucckin drown them in that shit