E-SCAB AND THE MAD MAN BAND COUNTRY BOY LYRICS

 
Well, he woke up a sunday morning
Got ready to go to church
His wife didn't lay beside him
So he went on and started to search
He had smacked her on the mouth the night before
So she'd gotten kinda mad
Now he had nothing to fuck
Because his sister was already taken by his dad

What will he do now, well he sure could try his dog
Or get on his mother always sleeping like a log
What was he thinking, this stupid dirty bloke
In Texas he's a hero in the city he's a joke

Went to the town of Beaumont, trying to get laid
In a brothel bought a whore
Big green dollars he paid
Whe they went into the pleasureroom
He couldn't get it raised
Elderdom without no hids was what he faced

I guess it strikes back at you
Living like this guy
That's the hard life in Texas
At least he dared to try
Maybe that's a punish, being member of the Klan
But now he has to take it, take it as a man